The Swine Flu
Following the latest outbreak of swine flu, do you feel safe eating pig meat… bacon, sausages etc?
We have been assured there is “absolutely no risk”, but will you take the chance?”
Pah!
I will eat pigs.
It’s the least of my worries considering that terrorists want to kill me,
People are trying to steal my identity,
My pension will be worthless in the future,
I have fat growing round my internal organs,
I don’t eat enough omega three,
What I think are great lines everyone else thinks are premature wrinkles.
Then of course just when I forget about SARS, Devil Dogs and MRSA, I will of course contract SARS, be savaged by a vicious Fido on my way to hospital, only to lose my leg to a mystery bug in the operating theatre.
Yeah, I think I’ll stick with a good old bacon sandwich!
